Me: Start a podcast, you have no problem talking to yourself!

Self: I don’t but what the heck would I talk about?

Me: Who cares?! Someone will listen.

Self: The last thing I need is a rando podcast with no format.

Me: True…

Self: But I will start it – it’s a great idea!

Me: When?

Self: Now! I’ll just record and edit after.

Me: Did you record anything yet? It’s been a week.

Self: Been busy man, I have a job and a life.

Me: Ok, I’ll keep reminding you.

Self: Hey where’ve you been?

Me: What?