Me: Start a podcast, you have no problem talking to yourself!
Self: I don’t but what the heck would I talk about?
Me: Who cares?! Someone will listen.
Self: The last thing I need is a rando podcast with no format.
Me: True…
Self: But I will start it – it’s a great idea!
Me: When?
Self: Now! I’ll just record and edit after.
Me: Did you record anything yet? It’s been a week.
Self: Been busy man, I have a job and a life.
Me: Ok, I’ll keep reminding you.
Self: Hey where’ve you been?
Me: What?